By Captain RibMan (a.k.a. John Sprengelmeyer and Rich Davis) (KRT) Dear Captain RibMan, Why do you have no eyes, or are they white eyes? _ A Laserologist Dear A, In bars, I used to do a trick where I would roll my eyes so far back in their sockets that I could lick them inside my skull. Eventually, I licked all the color off of them, like a jawbreaker. The worst part is the “Little Orphan Annie” jokes. Sure, it sucks, but it’s a hard-knock life for me. Good luck! _ Captain RibMan ___ (John Sprengelmeyer and Rich Davis are the creators of the comic strip, “Captain RibMan” and the humorous advice column “Ask Captain RibMan.” Questions for Captain RibMan may be e-mailed to [email protected]) ___ ‘copy 2003, Knight Ridder/Tribune News Service Distributed by Knight Ridder/Tribune Information Services.