Hello fair readers,

I’m glad you found your way here. I am Miss D, and it is my pleasure to be your new advice columnist. 

Yes, you heard me right. 

Why did I decide to start an advice column? 

I wanted to create a faceless outlet for the students here. Sure, we have other outlets on campus, but who says there’s such a thing as too many? I want to be the sounding board for those who don’t want a face. 

Even if it’s an everyday rant about your life, you can feel free to use this column. It could even help others with similar issues. You don’t have to sign your real names for anything either. That’s where pen-names come in. 

Sign off however you want to, I’m here for you regardless. 

You might be asking why my face isn’t on the page. 

Well, I want us to consider each other as equals. 

I’m a student just like you— with my own personal and collegiate woes, so I can tell you right now there is no superiority complex or “Big Brother” persona present here. In short, I want to make the presence of an advice column known on this campus so that the students can have a faceless sounding board. 

So what are you waiting for? Drop me a line, spread the word. 

Miss D has arrived and this column is officially open for business.