I don’t think the University cares about commuters. Use all that money from parking tickets to buy a clue and a parking deck.
— #ROAD RAGE
Thanksgiving break is soon. No, class is not cancelled. I don’t believe you when you say my class is your only one.
— #NOT FOOLING ME
This non-smoking thing is a load. I don’t smoke, but to take away the rights of others … That really gets under my skin!
— #SMOKE ON THE CAMPUS
Every weekend, I fearfully check my Facebook notifications solely because of photos I have been tagged in. Why do downtown clubs take so many pictures? Not only do they take a ton of pictures, they post the most unflattering ones they can find. I’m tired of having to untag myself from pictures where I was inadvertently going “full derp.” Either get better photographers or take less photos!
— NEVER GO FULL DERP
Alright, man, I let you eat two pieces of my bread, not the whole damn loaf! Just because I let you do something once doesn’t mean you can feel free to indulge in the same activity anytime you want. You took a foot and stretched it a mile. Now, I’m going to take my foot and kick you in the ass.
— LOAFING AROUND
Do you like me or not, dear brother? One night, you look me in the eyes and greet me. Two days later, you’re smiling, but shun your face and act like I don’t exist. I don’t know how to read into this. You’re making my head hurt. I’m so confused on so many levels. Please, be straightforward.
— CLEAR COMMUNICATION
Oh, you’re going to crap talk the beer I give you? Remind me of all the times that you paid for drinks. Can’t remember the last time you did this? Because you never have! I don’t mind buying stuff for the weekend because I understand your financial struggle, but DO NOT take it for granted. I’m doing you a favor.
— TEARS FOR BEERS
