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March 28, 2024

  • Visiting Author: Sheila Squillante
    Last week, the visiting author, Sheila Squillante, presented the art of creative non-fiction at BGSU. Last year, her memoir came out. From Chatham University in Pittsburgh, PA, Squillante visited BGSU, last week. Previously, she has published collections on poetry, but most recently, her memoir, All Things Edible, Random and Odd  was published in 2023. “I […]
  • Petrofiction Review: Oil on Water
    Here’s my review of Oil on Water by Helon Habila – a petrofiction novel which won The Commonwealth Prize and Caine Prize. For context, petrofiction stems from petroleum and fiction. A specific text that focuses on petroleum culture in political economics and environmental impact. Although Habila’s novel begins with a journalist investigating a kidnapping, the […]
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Falcon Screech

When professors reschedule a makeup exam THREE times and still don’t make it to the third attempt.

— #COLLEGE TRY

This three-hour class pisses me off.

— #WANNA GO HOME

It truly upsets me when people don’t know where they should puke. I came home to a trash can of vomit, but the thing is, the trash can was literally six inches from the toilet! Be happy I didn’t find out who it was or else you would be waking up with a surprising splash.

— YOU WERE SO CLOSE

I may be drunk. I may be a girl. But I do not need help walking home. Get your arm from around my waist. The gesture is kind, but you’re underestimating my ability to drink you under the table. Back up before I show you how a real girl fights.

— BRAWLING BABE

Why do some people find it acceptable to come into class 10 minutes late and leave five minutes early? Seriously, if you’ve got that much stuff to do and you’re cutting corners that badly, just don’t come to class. Spare us from the annoying banging of the classroom door.

— WASTED TUITION

Our toilet paper on campus is so transparent, I can actually see my hand through it. I understand that the University doesn’t want us to plug all the toilets, but they need to have some empathy here! I have to compensate by using 15 times more. Forget it, I’m going to start bringing mine from home.

— THIN PATIENCE

Wow, you lazy fool. How can you justify taking the elevator for ONE FREAKING FLOOR? I can’t wait for the next fire drill so you can practice going up and down the steps. I’m tired of having to wait in the elevator for someone who can’t walk up one flight of stairs.

— STAIRING PROBLEM

It’s so gross when I am at the Rec and I can hear them hacking up a lung while they are lifting. Wash your hands. Spread motivations, not germs. Get some sanitizer on and wipe down the machines.

— SICK OF IT

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