While discussing reality TV a few weeks back, I remember singing the praises of MTV’s “The Osbournes.” As I sat back and watched some reruns this weekend, I began to think. “What other family would I like to see on TV?” MTV doesn’t have to go with these ideas, but VH1 is in need of a hit show, so maybe one of these will work for them. These might also be some good ideas in case those negotiations between MTV and Ozzy’s clan go down the toilet.
“The Nugents” would definitely not make for dull television. Anyone who saw Ted Nugent on “Behind The Music” knows that he lives up to the title “Motor City Madman.” The audience could watch Ted working on the radio. They could watch him hunt. The only drawback would be the uproar raised by various environmental and animal rights groups.
If you want a family more creepy than Ozzy, perhaps “The Jacksons” would be more your speed. Michael is in dire need of good publicity, and what could be better than having his own reality TV show? He could show how he cares for his multitude of animals. Then again, do we really want to see what goes on behind the doors at his Neverland Valley Ranch? Michael is also very camera shy, so who knows how things would play out.
OK, “The Gallaghers” would be for my own enjoyment. But Liam and Noel could probably whip up a good fight or two. Other than music, they are pretty much known for either their drinking or their short-fused tempers. And we might need to have subtitles as few people can really understand what in the hell Liam is saying.
If you want to go after the teen market, how about “The Carters?” You have Backstreet Boy Nick, solo star brother Aaron and sister Leslie “Like Wow” Carter. Watch the competition between three teen pop stars. This one is sure to be a hit with that ever-elusive 18 to 24 demographic.
Of course, not everyone is up for a super dose of sugary-sweet pop. In that case, how about “The Van Halens?” We can spend time watching what Eddie has been doing to pass the time lately. Maybe he will plunk down some money to buy tickets for that just-announced David Lee Roth/Sammy Hagar tour. That would make for great TV.
Reality TV can also help revive a career as well. If that is the case, then perhaps we should think about “The Hansons.” Has that young drum-playing boy grown up and calmed down? What exactly are they doing now anyway? Are they even trying to avoid going to the “Where are they now” files?
Reality TV families don’t have to limited the world of music, either. Hollywood also has several famous families that would be perfect for the small screen. “The Baldwins” would be great. There has to be some friendly competition between the brothers when it comes to movie parts. The personalities range all over the board, from serious Alec to goofball Stephen. It would be great.
Like any other winning TV show, there will always be copycats that come along. If there has to be another show like “The Osbournes,” the very least MTV can do is pick an interesting family. Hopefully whichever network goes with it, chooses wisely.
