It pisses me off when Republicans and Democrats both think they won the debates. Truth is, America lost.

— #DEATH BY DEBATES

I have never been more disgusted to call myself a BGSU student. Hockey fans, get your act together.

— #BEHIND THE BENCH

Alright, it was family weekend this past weekend, so you would think people would clean up their behavior and clean up their yards before mom and dad came up. Guess again. I had to show our wonderful campus to my parents, along with the countless yards full of beer cans and cigarette butts.

— CLEANING CLANCY

I’m all for loud music and bumpin’ the bass, but do you really have to do it at 10 A.M. on a Sunday morning? I mean, I didn’t even go out the night before and it’s hurting my head. I can only imagine what you’re doing to our poor, hungover neighbors.

— TURN DOWN THE JAMS

The pressure was on and you had your chance to shine. You claim to be great at this sport. However, you failed this time. As you attempted to flip your cup in the upright position, you slipped and slid around the table like a car on ice. Our perfect flipcup record is over and you’re to blame.

— THE WEAKEST LINK

Doesn’t it just drive you insane when all your professors seem to collaborate with each other and make all your projects due in the same week? Spread out your workload and make it a little bit easier on your students. Then maybe, just maybe, you’ll get a good review at the end of the semester.

— TOO MUCH TOO SOON

Just because I have been drinking doesn’t mean I can’t count. To the bartender who “miscounted” my change this weekend, I am a college kid. I don’t have much money. I’m also not stupid. Stop trying to take advantage of your patrons.

— COUNT IT OUT