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  • They Both Die at the End – General Review
    Summer break is the perfect opportunity to get back into reading. Adam Silvera’s (2017) novel, They Both Die at the End, can serve as a stepping stone into the realm of reading. The pace is fast, action-packed, and develops loveable characters. Also, Silvera switches point of view each chapter where narration mainly focuses on the protagonists, […]
  • My Favorite Book – Freshwater
    If there’s one book that I believe everyone should read once in their life, it’s my favorite book – Freshwater by Akwaeke Emezi. From my course, Queer Literature under Dr. Bill Albertini, I discovered Emezi’s Freshwater (2018). Once more, my course, Creative Writing Thesis Workshop under Professor Amorak Huey, was instructed to present our favorite […]

Falcon Screech: “Man, that really eggs my car”

If you think it is acceptable to throw eggs from a moving vehicle, then I would have you tied to a post so the general public can return the favor. Afterward, there will be a luncheon held in honor of your public shame. Don’t worry, you will be invited — only to eat the eggs scraped from the ground at your feet, you lousy excuse for a human being.

—EGGSHAUSTED WITH CHILDISH BEHAVIOR

Why is it called spring break? Last time I checked, it’s not spring yet.

—SPRING HASN’T SPRUNG

Not sure if I’ll make it to spring break with all of this pointless busy work and dumb midterms.

—ALREADY OVER SCHOOL

I’m sick of being sick. Screw this weather that constantly messes with my sinuses.

—SO SICK

The long line at Taco Bell when I’m tipsy and just need me a beefy five-layer burrito.

—HUNGRY AND DRUNK

I love it when there’s nothing to do on the weekend. Seriously, why did I decide to come to school in the cornfield that is Ohio?

—UNHAPPY COLLEGE HICK

All I can think about is spring break. I have already checked out so don’t bother asking me to study for a test or do a stupid project. I don’t care, I’ll take the “F” and then screech about it when we get back to school.

—SPRING TIME

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