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September 21, 2023

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  • Poetry for Fall
    By Jay Grummel Poetry has a way of connecting us to the external and internal world. In poetry it is easier to feel a season and truly feel a piece due to this. Poetry has a subtle way of making the readers immersed into the world of the poem. With the air getting colder and […]
  • A Theatrical Rivalry with Love and Despair
    By Jay Grummel If We Were Villains has a way of making the horrifics acts of rivals and the blurry line of morals poetic. At first glance I didn’t think I’d enjoy this book as much as I did, especially with the amount of times it quoted Shakespeare. However, after diving into this dark academic […]

Falcon Screech: “Man, that really eggs my car”

If you think it is acceptable to throw eggs from a moving vehicle, then I would have you tied to a post so the general public can return the favor. Afterward, there will be a luncheon held in honor of your public shame. Don’t worry, you will be invited — only to eat the eggs scraped from the ground at your feet, you lousy excuse for a human being.


Why is it called spring break? Last time I checked, it’s not spring yet.


Not sure if I’ll make it to spring break with all of this pointless busy work and dumb midterms.


I’m sick of being sick. Screw this weather that constantly messes with my sinuses.


The long line at Taco Bell when I’m tipsy and just need me a beefy five-layer burrito.


I love it when there’s nothing to do on the weekend. Seriously, why did I decide to come to school in the cornfield that is Ohio?


All I can think about is spring break. I have already checked out so don’t bother asking me to study for a test or do a stupid project. I don’t care, I’ll take the “F” and then screech about it when we get back to school.


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