When professors reschedule a makeup exam THREE times and still don’t make it to the third attempt.
— #COLLEGE TRY
This three-hour class pisses me off.
— #WANNA GO HOME
It truly upsets me when people don’t know where they should puke. I came home to a trash can of vomit, but the thing is, the trash can was literally six inches from the toilet! Be happy I didn’t find out who it was or else you would be waking up with a surprising splash.
— YOU WERE SO CLOSE
I may be drunk. I may be a girl. But I do not need help walking home. Get your arm from around my waist. The gesture is kind, but you’re underestimating my ability to drink you under the table. Back up before I show you how a real girl fights.
— BRAWLING BABE
Why do some people find it acceptable to come into class 10 minutes late and leave five minutes early? Seriously, if you’ve got that much stuff to do and you’re cutting corners that badly, just don’t come to class. Spare us from the annoying banging of the classroom door.
— WASTED TUITION
Our toilet paper on campus is so transparent, I can actually see my hand through it. I understand that the University doesn’t want us to plug all the toilets, but they need to have some empathy here! I have to compensate by using 15 times more. Forget it, I’m going to start bringing mine from home.
— THIN PATIENCE
Wow, you lazy fool. How can you justify taking the elevator for ONE FREAKING FLOOR? I can’t wait for the next fire drill so you can practice going up and down the steps. I’m tired of having to wait in the elevator for someone who can’t walk up one flight of stairs.
— STAIRING PROBLEM
It’s so gross when I am at the Rec and I can hear them hacking up a lung while they are lifting. Wash your hands. Spread motivations, not germs. Get some sanitizer on and wipe down the machines.
— SICK OF IT
