The computers in the Business Building that take 10 minutes or more to log on.
-Ain’t nobody got time for that
I think they should start taking your height down when you buy a concert ticket. Being 4 feet 11 inches and seeing Bob Dylan don’t mix.
-#Shorty
Nobody reads for the class discussion.
-#Booking it
Mother Nature and her bipolar attitude.
-Sunny and 25 degrees
Group projects.
-Dumb
The people who already have jobs lined up and are hardcore bragging about it all the time.
-GROW UP
I love how the weekend before finals is absolutely gorgeous! Of course the one weekend where I need to be stuck inside studying I am too busy enjoying the once in a lifetime warm weather.
-FAIL
Finals week: most relaxing five days of the year. One day of studying, four days of partying.
-#SUCK IT UP
Of course I’m working on the warmest days of the semester.
-FIGURES
